Monday, December 15, 2008
Hi all!! If anyone of you didn't already know, I'm back from Malaysia..Truly..bleh bleh bleh...yeah quite sick of that freakin tune!! And I can't seem to get it out of my head!!
You know, if there's ONE thing Malaysians can do to improve themselves for the sake of the whole WHOLE world....it would be to take bloody English Classes. I mean for heaven's sake! There I was...driving along a clear summer's day...looking out for signs of tolls, restrooms, petrol, restaurants and the list goes on...but I had trouble cuz they were ALL spelled wrongly!! ON PURPOSE!! Like they WANT to be different from us even in spelling stuff!!
Then...I started to realise how much they really don't like us. I mean...not giving way when you're supposed to, only letting Maylaysians use the new Customs Checkpoint to exit J.B, bloody hell never SIGNAL before cutting into my lane SUDDENly out of NOwhere (not in a jam) and worst of all...giving me and Fonz (my brother) bloody reatardedly weird looks when we told them to speak in English (Basic), which apparently most of them can't, instead of Melayu. Simple phrases like "YES...I WOULD BLOODY LIKE MY RECIEPT BACK" and "NO...I..DON'T...UNDERSTAND...THE..DAMNED..TO..HELL.. WORDS...THAT..ARE ..COMING..OUT ..OF ...YOUR...MOUTH!! ARGH!!!" would just be stared at for a few seconds followed by yet another wave of Malay words. We had to resort to hand gestures and at some point even FACIAL EXPRESSIONS!!! Like..."I don't like you! BLEH!" [The All Blacks war face]. hahaha. No lah...didn't feel immature enough to bother doing that shit to them. I'll just set off a War which S'pore will not win anyway and I don't mean militarily.
Have you ever thought what would happen to our puny little island if Malaysia sent just HALF of it's total population to migrate to S'pore. That's a few billion people taking in our freash air and giving out farts and stinks. Taking our Botanical Gardens and Nature Reserves as places to build their squatter settlements and our beaches and even SENTOSA as fishing kampongs and sites to set up their countless pirated DVD "outlets". Our air will soon smell like Malaysia. Our currency will drop by more than half. Our first language would be Malay as they would be the majority. We would all start refering to each other as "Ah Bung". And worst of all, we would all be stupid and thinking that spelling stuff wrongly on purpose is...cool!! I mean WTF?!?! They would be taking over S'pore from the inside!
Sigh.
Anyway, there's the St' Stephen's Feast day celebration coming up. And my band really wants to play...but I have freaking Guard Duty (which I'm trying to sell) on that day. But even if I managed to sell my duty, there's caroling that evening. So either way, my band can't perform our pop. HOWEVER, we are still doing our praise and worship for the Youths who are under us. For our friends who were there from the start. For friends who have been through just so much together. Friends who will never WANT to break away...at least not anytime soon. haha. We've discussed it and thought the 27th would be an ideal date for it. And oh!...to Andrea and Zac...I've found the freakin purple hymn book with all the chords and stuff. It was infront of me the whole time!! Fancy that! I'll go through the book and see if I come across any nice tunes we know.
okok...should stop offending people and get some rest now. Will show you guys the cool tees I bought in Malacca...no...they're not pirated. Cheers!
I love my guitar 3:02 am♥
